What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Fetch and release.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
When do astronauts eat?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
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