What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why do mice need oiling?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What's the richest basketball team?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?