What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?