What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Where does breakfast live?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why do cubes make great referees?