Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What school subject really rocks?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
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