Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did the turkey join the band?
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