Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
Where do milkshakes come from?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
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