Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
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