Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
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