Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Where do actors go to pray?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

How does the sun listen to music?