What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

How do you make a cow float?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Which is the worst season?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?