Why did the turkey join the band?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What season begins with a thud?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Where do vampires keep their money?