Where can you always get cheap gas?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?