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What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

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Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

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Why did the two red blood cells break up?

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Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

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