Why do diners never serve lobster?

What do nosey peppers do?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

Where do cows go on vacation?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?