What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

How does dinner smell?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What did the beaver say to the tree?