What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What shape has a knighthood?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?