What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call a household of counselors?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?