Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What is a king's favorite weather?