What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?