Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Which elf is the best singer?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?