What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

How do trees get access to the internet?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?