Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..