What day never takes itself seriously?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?