What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?