The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?