What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why was the mime upset?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Which big cat never tells the truth?