What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

How do you organize a space party?

What school subject really rocks?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?