What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Spring!
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What horn never makes a sound?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
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