What do frogs drink in the winter?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?