Someone stole all my lamps.

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What does a dog say before eating?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?