What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
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