What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What is blue and not heavy?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Where do cows go for lunch?