What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call an old snowman?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Do dads always snore?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
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