What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
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