What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Marie Callender's®.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
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