What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?