What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?