What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?