What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?