Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What country has the most fish?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?