Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do trees keep as a pet?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why do cows go to New York?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?