Someone stole all my lamps.

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?