What do sheep say when they're in love?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?