Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
How do fish watch TV shows?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
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