Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
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What bird helps you stay dry?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Do dads always snore?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What fish loves to play in a band?
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