What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What shape is bad at driving?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?