Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the airline worker name her child?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
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