What fish only swims at night?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What condiment has wings?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Where do surfers go to school?