What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do you call a dog in space?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?