Why are ghosts always single?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What farm animal is best at karate?