What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

How does a taco bless the table?