My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?