What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why was the musician arrested?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?