How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Where are average things manufactured?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Which computer won the talent show?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did the stair machines call each other?

When fish play football, who is the captain?