What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do bees say in the summer?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Where does laundry go to college?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What's a bee's favorite novel?