Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?