What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?