Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What superpower do all middle children have?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?