What did autumn say to summer?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why did the fish blush?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why was the mime upset?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?