Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?