What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

How do bears keep cool?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why was the broom late for school?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why are frogs always happy?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?