Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

It's Crowded!

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why are trees always so positive?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?