What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
A hot dog.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a henway?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
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