What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you call a sad latte?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What did the hostess name her daughter?