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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What's a cat's favorite snack?