People are so hard on car mechanics.

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What's the friendliest national park?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

When fish play football, who is the captain?