Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why are stones so good at music?