How do scientists grow fruit?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?