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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Which subject has two parts?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?