What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

How is life like toilet paper?

Where do books sleep?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What do you call a small mom?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?