Why did electricity win the race?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What do you call a sad latte?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?