Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Where would you find an elephant?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Which condiment adds the most kick?