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What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What siblings are always sad?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why did the turkey join the band?