Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
It was radioactive.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do math teachers love March?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
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