What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

How do you make a bandstand?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you call a sad latte?