Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?