What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why do trees have so many friends?