What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?