Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What type of car do planets buy?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

How do you talk to a giant?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?