What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What dog wears contact lenses?