What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What does winter fat turn into?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?