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What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do you call hiking college students?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why do crabs never give to charity?