What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Where does a scientist wizard work?