Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What games do ants play with elephants?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?