What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?