Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Which subject has two parts?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?