Which musician loves to make chili?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Which singer could always break a five?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What building always gets stains on it?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?