Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why is a computer so smart?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Where do baby apes sleep?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?