What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Where do cats go on vacation?