What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What time of day was Adam created?