Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What table can you never sit at?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?