What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Where do stars go to college?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why was the musician arrested?

What do cats wear to work?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What is the smallest lion?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Where do ants go to eat?