Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How did the toad die?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How do you get kids to do something?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
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