Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What table can you never sit at?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
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