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Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's a henway?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

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How do fleas travel?

How does a penguin build its house?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

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