Why is the number 4 so smart?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

How do frogs get to work?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?