Which subject has two parts?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do cats wear to work?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?