Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What kind of music do planets like?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

When should you start writing a book?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?