What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the foal cough?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?