Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a short cow?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do cats wear to work?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
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