Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do math teachers eat?
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