Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why was the bud so shy?

How do amoebas make calls?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?