What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do naked fish play with?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?