What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

How do billboards talk?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?