Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?