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Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

How does a cow do math?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

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Why do moms make good vintners?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?