Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What birds make average students?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?