What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why are turtles so shy?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How do bees get to school?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
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