What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
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