What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
When do cows get tired?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
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