What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
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