Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?