What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call a household of counselors?
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