What did the painter say to the wall?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?