What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Which family member is always relieved?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Families are like fudge.

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?