What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What is the color of the wind?