Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
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Where do books sleep?
Which insect makes the best father?
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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
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What type of cake never comes with frosting?
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Which parent knows if you are running late?
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What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
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