What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why are boxers good comedians?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why do trees have so many friends?