Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?