Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Where was Noah born?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What is a parrot's favorite game?