Why are maps such great therapists?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What kind of bird can write?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why are goats so funny?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?