Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
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