Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
Where do polar bears vote?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
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