Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
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Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why was the horse so happy?
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