Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which former US President was always cold?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
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