Where does the president keep his razor?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?