Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?