Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
What building always gets stains on it?
Which former US President was always cold?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
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