Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
Which president loved to take baths?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What time of day was Adam created?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
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