Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
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