Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
Which former US President was always cold?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why do cows wear bells?
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