Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
The Mint.
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's a UPSĀ® driver's favorite sport?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What game do cows play at parties?
Who is Pepto-Bismol'sĀ® favorite band?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
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