What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What car always breaks the rules?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why do all the planets get along?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?