What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
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