What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What animal always goes to heaven?