What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did summer say to spring?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call a pig thief?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
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