What do you call a pig thief?

Which state has the best streets?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?