Who won the race between two balls of string?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What nationality is Santa Claus?